I Seattle, Do You?

So I'm here in the land of Bill Gates, er well not really, that's really Redmond I tink. So I'm here in the land of Washington, where highway signs bear the silhouette of our founding father. Where Starbucks began as a little coffee bean store. Where...OK I don't really know much about Seattle. What I do know is I had some Starbucks today, had some good eats, a touch of gastro. People drive like 40 on the freeway. Slow enough to drive Miss Daisy. Call me Morgan. Freeman. So anyways I'm on the 405 freeway. No, not the 5 lane California freeway. This is a 2 lane with an HOV lane with cars that should be ticketed for driving under the speed limit. Why so slo!!!!!!

Anyways. That and today I spent too much money crossandwiches at LAX during my layover this morning. I mean, $3.29?! C'mon, Katrina knocked out the oil, not Jimmy Dean. Why the heck charge so much for a frickin Crossanwich? So I had 1 and 1 Biscuit sandwich (ham egg and cheese). Which was supposed to be sausauge but apparently those monkeys in the back couldn't tell that ham looked nothing like sausage so you can give me no excuse. But actually that ham was quite good and I enjoyed it. I guess I should be thanking those FOB foreigners manning the Burger King in there. I won't.

So I had one of those co-sharing flights where airline A is operated by airline B. Thanks for making it so convenient by putting my connecting flight in a completely different Terminal. A building a long time ago in a land far far away. Quite a hassle. You had to basically get out and do the whole get in line security and all. Take the belt, shoes watch, etc. Not convenient. Not to mention the guy's like telling everyone, "Use the check in machine to get your boarding pass." I go through the process on two machines, and it printed out NO boarding passes, I had to get in line like the rest of them and get the person to print it. Oh, this e-checkin booth was not really right. It's like asking you to input flight #, and then pick your flight from a list, then the city, too much. Don't you already have all the info from my ticket file? You need some third party efficiency consultant to come in and streamline the operation. Cuz it aint working. Go watch Office Space. There's efficiency. Peace.