DKNY: Special Product Announcement.

No, it's not Donna Karan New York, you silly designer freaks. It's DonKey New Young. My coworker Steve's mini donkey's just had a baby donkey. A Minininininini Me, if you please. A man's man. An ass's ass. A burritito if you're Mexican. I don't usually say this, but isn't it the darndest thing you ever saw in your life? It's like Santy Claus forget them G.I. Joes I asked for in my list that you checked twice. I want me a pony for Chwistmas. Er, donkey. Scratch that pink parasol off from the list too, I don't want it no mo. Uh just kidding. That's truly one of the *cough* cutest things I've ever seen. And they mow the yard too, how wonderful. Just turn them loose and let 'em graze til the cows come home. If you've got any anyways. Or even goats. Goats smell. But goat cheese is really good. It smells like goat though. That's a good guage to use when shopping for good goat cheese actually. The more it actually smells like the goat, the fresher the product is. Mmmmm cheeese...