Need. Coffee. ARRRGH. 12 Steps to Caffeine.

Hello my name is JJ and I'm a coffeeholic. Man I gotta watch myself today. Everyone that drinks coffee at work is at a user's conference, and I'm stuck here with a nice full pot of coffee I just made. ARRGH. Help I just might end up drinking the whole darn pot. With oodles and oodles of sugar and creamer I might add. Do you want coffee with that sugar? Yes please. Medium rare. Deal is, caffeine really doesn't do much. Some people get all sugar charged, I'm still like whatever. ARRGGH. Scuse me, gotta go drink. Chug-a-lug. Cheers.