Holy Breakfast Sandwich, Batman!

I munched on some good breakfast yesterday morning. Kudos to Burger King for putting the Croissanwich on the menu. A delectable confection of a patty of flame kissed sausage coupled with a panel of omelet and topped with a square of American cheese, all sandwiched together between two halves of a fresh soft croissant. Fine food indeed. Also in the taking was the Biscuit Sandwich, comparable to a sausage egg and cheese biscuit at the other popular fast food chain. I can't get over how good it was. I even got to share with the co-workers. I bought 4 but only could eat 2, so I sold the rest to my co-horts. Thanks R and K for your bidness. (I know, me, only 2? Well I'm getting up there in age, you know) But man these sandwiches are good. You've done it again, old chum. With my portable haiku generator in my utility belt, I bring you the following, fellow citizen:

Slice of spiced meat slab
With cheese and omelet you dance
Book ended by starch

On to more important things, you know people should fix potholes. I nearly was the victim of 3 of them heading over to get to my breakfast establishment. With a dash of stunt driving here, swerving there, I managed to evade these pernicious potholes. I wasn't so lucky several weekends ago when I was on that road trip, and heading close into town there was massive freeway construction, and I was going pretty fast I think, but there was huge chasm I couldn't dodge out of that so needless to say it was an extra bumpy ride into town. Bless you my front axle.

Heartless deep abyss
Needs a big glob of Bondo
Really ticked me off