Temporal Ruminations: Relativity of Dick Clark

So a belated Chrismukwannaanakah and Happy Nuyers and all, can't believe the holidays passed so quickly. Didn't really do much, sat around, hung out with family and friends. Ate, sat around with family and friends. Sleep. Rinse and repeat, lather if desired. One big temporal causality loop long enough to make Mobius happy, disrupt the space-time continuum while we're at it, and make Escher jealous. You know, as I get older, man each year moves along quicker and quicker. It's unreal. I'm like man, I sometimes flash back and remember when I was a wee lad, which didn't really seem like that long ago, but alas it really has been that long. You know? Like yeah. One can utilize Dick Clark as a reference in guageing one's age, per this informative chart below.

Well not really, just kidding. Dick Clark. the android does appear to be simulating aging rather well. In fact it almosts seems as if it's really recovering from a stroke. Amazing technology developed in the 50's. Must have been culled from Roswell. It's gotta be. Or maybe it's all about the neutrino emissions and shielding yourself from its deleterious effects.



Anyways, nonsense aside, I hope that you and years have a great 2-0-6 and that it'll be a better year than 2-0-5. You know but I had a wonderful time with the folks, you know. Hope you did too. Family getting together can be interesting but hey, it's family right? The holidays isn't about hanging out with people you like, it's about your family. Anyways, ciao and may this post holiday blah go away. Peace, and to all a good night.