Don't Piss Off Pluto

Hmm, anyone smell possible sequel material, eh, Michael Bay?

*Cough* Pardon the cobwebs. Eeek. Spider. *Whap*

Wow, this is the biggest gap in my blog since that time I got that lobotomy. Just can't seem to remember anything. Uh yea. So, allow me to count the ways and update thee on my life and progress as a single male carbon unit of mostly water in this vast universe of carbon units of mostly water from the past few calendar units.

Jan. New year to sit on my a.
Feb -Sat on my a.
Mar-Went to Taiwan. Sat on my a.
Apr-Did my taxes. Blew the refund on something.
May-Vacation up north. Ate, sat on my a. Went to friend's wedding.
June-Summer time, 105 degree weather. Yikes. Stay at home, sit on my a. Had a gig in town.
July-Had another gig in town. Still 105 degree weather. Chug Sonic CherryLimeAid. Played paintball for the first time. Got shot in the a. And the nether region.
August-Another gig in town. Bought a new guitar. Excited. Shocked that Pluto is no longer a planet. My life is messed up now. No more MVEMSJNUP? Screech came up with that for nothing?

So mostly lowkey, chill hang out with friends sometimes, uh yea. Gonna have a trip soon, so yea, I'll get off my a.